My Cock is HUGE!

DeraiLer · February 20, 2013, 01:21:57 AM

words hurt.

Doomed Knight · February 20, 2013, 03:24:14 AM

Quote from: DeraiLer on February 20, 2013, 01:10:03 AM
That is a blatant lie! he has been jealous of me since DK's mom measured us both and said I was bigger!

she also thought he was gay.

Midian Fiend · February 20, 2013, 10:01:51 AM

Pics plz

Doomed Knight · February 20, 2013, 10:05:11 AM

you want pics of Peter North?

Midian Fiend · February 20, 2013, 11:48:27 AM

Quote from: Doomed Knight on February 20, 2013, 10:05:11 AM
you want pics of Peter North?

No thanks, I can find that

De can send me his pics and I will share them with my crack team of experts (i.e friends).

DeraiLer · February 21, 2013, 02:07:04 AM

I think I like this Midian gal.

Shadow · February 21, 2013, 08:09:48 AM

Quote from: DeraiLer on February 21, 2013, 02:07:04 AMI think I like this Midian gal.

yeah, they could really use a laugh, I'm sure.

Evil1 · February 22, 2013, 01:52:42 AM

Quote from: DeraiLer on February 19, 2013, 10:56:01 AM
Tell her she needs to measure it at full stiffy.

An opening to an attack on your manhood or perhaps your age.

Chucky · February 24, 2013, 10:45:12 AM

Quote from: DeraiLer on February 21, 2013, 02:07:04 AM
I think I like this Midian gal.

Interested to find out how mah dick tastes?

Shadow · February 24, 2013, 03:09:24 PM

Quote from: Chucky on February 24, 2013, 10:45:12 AMInterested to find out how mah dick tastes?

Probably tastes like all the other dicks he's had.

Daebo · February 26, 2013, 02:38:02 AM

Kinda on the subject. De, if I had your web handle, I'd be cracking 'Deez Nuts!' jokes all day. Just a simple tweak to 'De's Nuts!' and solid gold.

Shadow · February 26, 2013, 05:12:19 AM

Quote from: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 02:38:02 AM
Kinda on the subject. De, if I had your web handle, I'd be cracking 'Deez Nuts!' jokes all day. Just a simple tweak to 'De's Nuts!' and solid gold.

Impossible. He has no nuts.

Crash Dummie · February 26, 2013, 05:13:39 AM

Deez ovaries doesn't have the same ring to it.

DeraiLer · February 26, 2013, 05:14:17 AM

Quote from: Shadow on February 26, 2013, 05:12:19 AM
Quote from: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 02:38:02 AM
Kinda on the subject. De, if I had your web handle, I'd be cracking 'Deez Nuts!' jokes all day. Just a simple tweak to 'De's Nuts!' and solid gold.
Impossible. He has no nuts.

Sure I do. You just can't see them because they are in chuckys mouth.

Daebo · February 26, 2013, 05:24:23 AM

Quote from: Crash Dummie on February 26, 2013, 05:13:39 AM
Deez ovaries doesn't have the same ring to it.

I can see that catching on.