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My Cock is HUGE!

Started by DeraiLer, February 18, 2013, 03:45:45 AM

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Doomed Knight

Quote from: DeraiLer on February 20, 2013, 01:10:03 AM
That is a blatant lie! he has been jealous of me since DK's mom measured us both and said I was bigger!

she also thought he was gay.

Midian Fiend


Doomed Knight

you want pics of Peter North?  [*odd*]

Midian Fiend

Quote from: Doomed Knight on February 20, 2013, 10:05:11 AM
you want pics of Peter North?  [*odd*]

No thanks, I can find that  [*laugh*] De can send me his pics and I will share them with my crack team of experts (i.e friends).

DeraiLer

I think I like this Midian gal.

Shadow

Quote from: DeraiLer on February 21, 2013, 02:07:04 AMI think I like this Midian gal.
yeah, they could really use a laugh, I'm sure.

Evil1

Quote from: DeraiLer on February 19, 2013, 10:56:01 AM
Tell her she needs to measure it at full stiffy.

An opening to an attack on your manhood or perhaps your age.

Chucky

Quote from: DeraiLer on February 21, 2013, 02:07:04 AM
I think I like this Midian gal.

Interested to find out how mah dick tastes?

Shadow

Quote from: Chucky on February 24, 2013, 10:45:12 AMInterested to find out how mah dick tastes?
Probably tastes like all the other dicks he's had.

Daebo

Kinda on the subject. De, if I had your web handle, I'd be cracking 'Deez Nuts!' jokes all day. Just a simple tweak to 'De's Nuts!' and solid gold.

Shadow

Quote from: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 02:38:02 AM
Kinda on the subject. De, if I had your web handle, I'd be cracking 'Deez Nuts!' jokes all day. Just a simple tweak to 'De's Nuts!' and solid gold.
Impossible. He has no nuts.

Crash Dummie

Deez ovaries doesn't have the same ring to it.

DeraiLer

Quote from: Shadow on February 26, 2013, 05:12:19 AM
Quote from: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 02:38:02 AM
Kinda on the subject. De, if I had your web handle, I'd be cracking 'Deez Nuts!' jokes all day. Just a simple tweak to 'De's Nuts!' and solid gold.
Impossible. He has no nuts.

Sure I do. You just can't see them because they are in chuckys mouth.

Daebo

Quote from: Crash Dummie on February 26, 2013, 05:13:39 AM
Deez ovaries doesn't have the same ring to it.

I can see that catching on.