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Title: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: DeraiLer on February 18, 2013, 03:45:45 AM
Discuss.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: L-Face on February 18, 2013, 03:48:45 AM
Was kind of iffy about clicking on the title of this thread considering it's from you. Then I was like, "He usually has a clever way of spinning these topic titles around." This time, though. Nope.  [*no*]
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: JasonzSon on February 18, 2013, 03:49:51 AM
Bizarro?
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Post by: Doomed Knight on February 18, 2013, 05:49:11 AM
Brewski?
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Post by: Shadow on February 18, 2013, 06:46:48 AM
Quote from: DeraiLer on February 18, 2013, 03:45:45 AMDiscuss.
So this is a thread where we tell lies then?
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Post by: Pastor on February 18, 2013, 08:57:35 AM
Thus far, this thread has satisfied neither of my cravings for enormous penises and gigantic roosters.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: JasonzSon on February 18, 2013, 09:32:05 AM
Are you saying that nobody here is a Giant Dick?
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Post by: gorefan1428 on February 18, 2013, 02:27:27 PM
Quote from: DeraiLer on February 18, 2013, 03:45:45 AM
Discuss.

compensating for something imo
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Doomed Knight on February 19, 2013, 08:26:47 AM
by the way, I asked my mom, and it's not huge, it's just big
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: DeraiLer on February 19, 2013, 10:56:01 AM
Tell her she needs to measure it at full stiffy.
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Post by: gorefan1428 on February 19, 2013, 04:55:46 PM
Quote from: Doomed Knight on February 19, 2013, 08:26:47 AM
by the way, I asked my mom, and it's not huge, it's just big

and by that he means the size of the magnifying glass she used to find it.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: DeraiLer on February 20, 2013, 12:51:11 AM
I gotta say guys, so far, the discussion taking place here, not worthy of my Huge weewee.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Chucky on February 20, 2013, 01:04:17 AM
I heard that Peter North caught you in the crossfire of a bukkake session and because of that you can only get it up if you lay down on your right hip, true?

And WTF. [*uhoh*]
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Post by: DeraiLer on February 20, 2013, 01:10:03 AM
That is a blatant lie! he has been jealous of me since DK's mom measured us both and said I was bigger!
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Post by: Giddins on February 20, 2013, 01:16:12 AM
Quote from: Pastor on February 18, 2013, 08:57:35 AM
Thus far, this thread has satisfied neither of my cravings for enormous penises and gigantic roosters.

+1

also what de forgot to add was that he actually is the cock.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: DeraiLer on February 20, 2013, 01:21:57 AM
words hurt.
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Post by: Doomed Knight on February 20, 2013, 03:24:14 AM
Quote from: DeraiLer on February 20, 2013, 01:10:03 AM
That is a blatant lie! he has been jealous of me since DK's mom measured us both and said I was bigger!

she also thought he was gay.
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Post by: Midian Fiend on February 20, 2013, 10:01:51 AM
Pics plz  [*laugh*]
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Post by: Doomed Knight on February 20, 2013, 10:05:11 AM
you want pics of Peter North?  [*odd*]
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Post by: Midian Fiend on February 20, 2013, 11:48:27 AM
Quote from: Doomed Knight on February 20, 2013, 10:05:11 AM
you want pics of Peter North?  [*odd*]

No thanks, I can find that  [*laugh*] De can send me his pics and I will share them with my crack team of experts (i.e friends).
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: DeraiLer on February 21, 2013, 02:07:04 AM
I think I like this Midian gal.
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Post by: Shadow on February 21, 2013, 08:09:48 AM
Quote from: DeraiLer on February 21, 2013, 02:07:04 AMI think I like this Midian gal.
yeah, they could really use a laugh, I'm sure.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Evil1 on February 22, 2013, 01:52:42 AM
Quote from: DeraiLer on February 19, 2013, 10:56:01 AM
Tell her she needs to measure it at full stiffy.

An opening to an attack on your manhood or perhaps your age.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Chucky on February 24, 2013, 10:45:12 AM
Quote from: DeraiLer on February 21, 2013, 02:07:04 AM
I think I like this Midian gal.

Interested to find out how mah dick tastes?
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Post by: Shadow on February 24, 2013, 03:09:24 PM
Quote from: Chucky on February 24, 2013, 10:45:12 AMInterested to find out how mah dick tastes?
Probably tastes like all the other dicks he's had.
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Post by: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 02:38:02 AM
Kinda on the subject. De, if I had your web handle, I'd be cracking 'Deez Nuts!' jokes all day. Just a simple tweak to 'De's Nuts!' and solid gold.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Shadow on February 26, 2013, 05:12:19 AM
Quote from: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 02:38:02 AM
Kinda on the subject. De, if I had your web handle, I'd be cracking 'Deez Nuts!' jokes all day. Just a simple tweak to 'De's Nuts!' and solid gold.
Impossible. He has no nuts.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 26, 2013, 05:13:39 AM
Deez ovaries doesn't have the same ring to it.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: DeraiLer on February 26, 2013, 05:14:17 AM
Quote from: Shadow on February 26, 2013, 05:12:19 AM
Quote from: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 02:38:02 AM
Kinda on the subject. De, if I had your web handle, I'd be cracking 'Deez Nuts!' jokes all day. Just a simple tweak to 'De's Nuts!' and solid gold.
Impossible. He has no nuts.

Sure I do. You just can't see them because they are in chuckys mouth.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 05:24:23 AM
Quote from: Crash Dummie on February 26, 2013, 05:13:39 AM
Deez ovaries doesn't have the same ring to it.

I can see that catching on.
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Post by: Dorkus on February 26, 2013, 06:00:53 AM
Why doesn't it run in the family?  [*angry*]
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Post by: Shadow on February 26, 2013, 07:29:47 AM
Quote from: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 05:24:23 AMI can see that catching on.
Like the clap.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 10:48:18 AM
Quote from: Shadow on February 26, 2013, 07:29:47 AM
Quote from: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 05:24:23 AMI can see that catching on.
Like the clap.

The clap..in the butt.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: DeraiLer on February 27, 2013, 04:11:10 AM
Can we please get off the topic of Shadows disease riddled ass and get back to how big my penis is?
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Post by: Doomed Knight on February 27, 2013, 04:13:41 AM
I told you, its NOT huge.

my mom told me
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Post by: DeraiLer on February 27, 2013, 04:19:11 AM
Don't trust her! Trust the anonymous person you met online! Geez! Think man think!
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Post by: Doomed Knight on February 27, 2013, 04:23:02 AM
so Shadow really is a 12 years old boy dressing as a girl with sex complexity and he also said that you had a small penis.

so since he is anonymous to me, and online, I should trust him?
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: DeraiLer on February 27, 2013, 04:40:17 AM
Yes. Now sit on his lap like he asks.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Shadow on February 27, 2013, 05:24:41 AM
Quote from: Doomed Knight on February 27, 2013, 04:23:02 AM
so Shadow really is a 12 years old boy dressing as a girl with sex complexity and he also said that you had a small penis.
Wait... wasn't that Jiggy?
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Doomed Knight on February 27, 2013, 05:45:29 AM
oh wait, you're right.

then De's cock might be huge after all...
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Post by: DeraiLer on February 28, 2013, 10:21:54 AM
Open wide!
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Post by: gorefan1428 on February 28, 2013, 02:13:24 PM
Quote from: Doomed Knight on February 27, 2013, 05:45:29 AM
oh wait, you're right.

then De's cock might be huge after all...


There is only one way to settle this send JZ a pic through a message and he can be the judge.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Shadow on March 04, 2013, 07:03:53 AM
Quote from: gorefan1428 on February 28, 2013, 02:13:24 PMThere is only one way to settle this send JZ a pic through a message and he can be the judge.
Hold on just one sec now. No one loves teh weeny more than Chuck. If anyone is going to be making any comparisons, he'd probably be the expert.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Doomed Knight on March 04, 2013, 07:23:28 AM
then it's settled.

De, Unzip the pants
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Post by: DeraiLer on March 04, 2013, 10:32:40 AM
Somebody better buy me dinner first!
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Shadow on March 04, 2013, 11:43:16 AM
Quote from: DeraiLer on March 04, 2013, 10:32:40 AM
Somebody better buy me dinner first!
Don't worry, it's on the house.

*unzips pants*
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Doomed Knight on March 04, 2013, 11:46:53 AM
Quote from: DeraiLer on March 04, 2013, 10:32:40 AM
Somebody better buy me dinner first!

how many cats you'D like?
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Post by: Shadow on March 11, 2013, 02:36:53 PM
Quote from: Doomed Knight on March 04, 2013, 11:46:53 AMhow many cats you'D like?
Out of curiosity, what has become of Mademoiselle?
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Doomed Knight on March 11, 2013, 02:45:14 PM
she disapeared the last time my mom moved.

cats usually get tired of moving to new territories, we've had Mademoiselle since 20th of Juin 1997 ( disapeared in 2011)
and she moved 7 times, we usually loses cats after 3 moving out.

she was tough.


so, she should be at DeraiLer's house by now. I should receive a call to know if De really has a hude dick.



((and yes I know her birthday that's how I loved that cat. all the other 124 can go to hell.
well exept maybe Black Panther.))
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Post by: Crash Dummie on March 11, 2013, 11:43:24 PM
She's probably staring at De by his window right now...
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Post by: gorefan1428 on April 27, 2013, 05:21:32 PM
So disappointed that this thread only got up to 4 pages, Guess it came up short just like De and his cock. [*deal*]
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: DeraiLer on April 28, 2013, 10:08:05 AM
To be accurate, it should hit 8.
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Post by: Chucky on April 30, 2013, 11:21:29 PM
Quote from: DeraiLer on April 28, 2013, 10:08:05 AM
To be accurate, it should hit 8.

Yeah, 8p. The p has a double meaning... pages on the forum and pixel length.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: gorefan1428 on May 01, 2013, 03:10:37 PM
Quote from: Chucky on April 30, 2013, 11:21:29 PM
Quote from: DeraiLer on April 28, 2013, 10:08:05 AM
To be accurate, it should hit 8.

Yeah, 8p. The p has a double meaning... pages on the forum and pixel length.

i would have at least said  centimeters
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Chucky on May 01, 2013, 05:07:49 PM
Don't be so generous. [*tsktsk*]
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Post by: Puking king on May 03, 2013, 03:44:37 PM
nice topic
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Post by: Doomed Knight on May 04, 2013, 01:27:51 AM
that is the first positive opinion of the topic
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Post by: El Fwiso on May 05, 2013, 06:21:48 AM
No seas mamón chingado.
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: gorefan1428 on May 18, 2013, 06:39:50 PM
Quote from: El Fwiso on May 05, 2013, 06:21:48 AM
No seas mamón chingado.


allow me to make a translation

fwiso also thinks de has a small cock
Title: Re: My Cock is HUGE!
Post by: Shadow on May 19, 2013, 07:59:12 AM
Quote from: gorefan1428 on May 18, 2013, 06:39:50 PMfwiso also thinks de has a small cock
I'm surprised any of you think that he has one at all.
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Post by: El Fwiso on June 01, 2013, 01:52:56 AM
He has a badger named Miguel
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Post by: Thing on August 03, 2013, 11:00:53 PM
Made it to 5 whole pages. De seems to still be coming out short, just the way i remember him.
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Post by: DeraiLer on December 24, 2013, 09:32:10 AM
Well you were drunk that night.
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Post by: Chucky on February 10, 2018, 05:04:34 PM
Supreme mod thought he had a supreme rod... he must be pretty old now with a shriveled up peen. [*azn*]
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Post by: Chucky on May 28, 2019, 10:07:49 AM
Noticed a "guest" user was perusing this thread... maybe De is still around, lurking in the shadows, beating off to his old posts. [*uhoh*]
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Post by: Crash Dummie on May 29, 2019, 05:24:39 AM
If he ain't dead.
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Post by: Chucky on May 29, 2019, 10:51:03 AM
You finally return when a post is made in a thread about De's cock... coincidence? Or does Crash have notification set to this topic?  [*laugh*]
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Post by: Shadow on June 01, 2019, 02:29:59 PM
I think he must just miss teh weeny.
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Post by: gorefan1428 on May 18, 2020, 04:29:31 AM
Is de even still alive ?
I know he was old even way back when [*hehehmm*]
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Post by: Chucky on May 18, 2020, 07:40:59 PM
Papi chulo old as fuck.
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Post by: Shadow on May 24, 2020, 12:32:52 PM
He's at the that sweet spot age for the Corona. [*deal*]
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Post by: Jigsaw on May 25, 2020, 05:50:01 AM
Quote from: Shadow on May 24, 2020, 12:32:52 PM
He's at the that sweet spot age for the Corona. [*deal*]

That... is actually sort of depressing.  [*uhoh*]
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Post by: gorefan1428 on May 25, 2020, 10:23:27 AM
Quote from: Shadow on May 24, 2020, 12:32:52 PM
He's at the that sweet spot age for the Corona. [*deal*]

De probably has had every std and virus known to man you think some silly super china flu is going to do him in?
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Post by: Shadow on May 25, 2020, 03:12:42 PM
True. Kind of like that old Simpsons episode with Mr. Burns... he has every disease known to man- so basically everything in there is stuffed in the doorway and can't finish the job.