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Random Bullshit / Merry Covidmas
December 25, 2020, 08:26:56 PM
I was late night browsing and somehow came upon the old FE site.  Had a good trip down memory lane. I miss you boys.

Hope everyone has a safe (because that's the new happy lol) Christmas. But to 2020 I have only one thing to say...

ban plz  [*no*]
Random Bullshit / Seeing if it lets me post again
July 12, 2019, 08:46:21 AM
Horror Talk / So, a new Puppet Master is coming...
August 09, 2018, 12:42:06 PM
And it looks...pretty awesome.  [*odd*]

Television / Black Mirror
March 15, 2018, 05:47:52 PM
Anyone else a fan? I've been binging lately and it's become my fav show in a while. It's not horror,  but a lot of directors could certainly learn a thing or two when it comes to being unsettling.

Favourite episode?
Random Bullshit / I R DORKUS!!!1
December 19, 2015, 10:37:34 AM
Random Bullshit / Story of my life
July 02, 2013, 11:12:32 AM
Video Games / Jack Bauer is now Solid Snake
June 07, 2013, 09:46:52 AM
I'm sure some of you have already heard, but Kiefer Sutherland has replaced Solid Snakes long-running voice actor, who was fired today.

I'm not a huge fan of the Metal Gear games (3 is awesome though), but this struck me as interesting and a little disturbing. I'm a big supporter of voice actors and yet another one gets shafted for a Hollywood actor. Bleh.
Random Bullshit / Ask any member a Question 2
May 12, 2013, 10:52:34 AM
It's back, and to commemorate this ocassion, I have a question for...everyone.

De: When are we getting that Fight Evil: The Movie sequel?

Chucky: Where da hoes at?

Jz: What subtitle should I have given this thread?

Crash: Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or a hundred duck-sized horses?

L-Face: What sort of job are you looking for?

Shadow: What's your best magic trick?

Akasha: What was up with the scene in Ghosts of Mars where Ice Cube wields chromed submachine guns?

Doomed Knight: Brewski?

gorefan: Same question as Chucky

Midian Fiend: What did you want to be when you were little?

KennyThaKilla: Any relation to Ghost Face Killa?

Daebo: How many beers have I drank?

Pastor: Do you have a catchphrase?

El Fwiso: Have you mastered the 619 yet?

FanofAllHorror: Is there any horror you're not a fan of?

DrumrbaxJ: Where did you go?

Giddins: Which starter Pokemon should I chose?

Boobar Scanhound: What's a Boobar Scanhound?

Seed: Why haven't you registered here yet?

Puking king: Wanna go out for a drink sometime?
Random Bullshit / We died again
April 30, 2013, 07:45:38 AM

Makes you wonder if bringing this place back was worth it, or did my girl problems drive everyone away?
Random Bullshit / Sorry I haven't been around much
March 28, 2013, 09:40:48 AM
I got a sort of job promotion recently and since then I just want to either work out or sleep when I get home. Plus I've been spending time with a friend who has been recovering from cancer.

(You thought I broke another laptop, didn't you?)
Random Bullshit / How can you tell if a girl likes you?
February 25, 2013, 09:47:23 AM
Because I think a girl might, and I'm not usually optimistic about this kind of thing.

I work at a supermarket. I pretty much keep to myself and have done for years there, so I don't converse with many of my co-workers beyond a simple "how are you"?

That has all changed with the arrival of this new girl, who I'll call Alice (mostly because that's her name).

It could just be that she's the super social type, but at various points during the day she'll approach me and want to know about me. I don't think it's quite flirtacious behaviour, but it's more friendlyness than I'm used to recieving from girls. And, I mean, she'll smile or laugh at everything I say...could be the awkardness I emit.

I'm mostly making this thread because the thread count could use some boosting, but I figured some of you may know women better than I.
Horror Talk / Horror Movie Checklist 2013
February 08, 2013, 01:28:43 PM
I enjoyed making this thread at the old board, and although it didn't see much action, I'm trying it again.

For those who didn't see the old threads, you basically make a checklist of horror movies you have never seen, along with a mini-review and score. I found it a good way to motivate me to rack up more horrors.

You can make the checklist as long as you want it to be, but I'm going with the same 5 movies per checklist rule as last time.

Discussion on eachothers lists/reviews are highly encouraged.

Here's mine...

Martyrs (2008) [Holy shit, this was a much better film than I was expecting it to be. A torture (no, I'm not saying the full term) movie that decides to explore some truly deep territory. I love horror movies that have some actual layers to them, and every minute this one peeled off a new one. I actually disagree with Reign in Bloods comment though, I thought the second half was when things got great. I had dismissed Martyrs before, I wont be making that mistake again. Awesome film.] [8.5/10]
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010) [mini-review here] [score here]
Funny Games (1997) [mini-review here] [score here]
Near Dark (1987) [mini-review here] [score here]
Trick 'r Treat (2007) [mini-review here] [score here]
Random Bullshit / Return of the Member Pics thread
February 06, 2013, 08:03:12 AM
I have no recent pics, but go ahead ladies people.

The Dudes
Crash Dummie: 1, 2, 3, 4
Jigsaw: 1
DrumrbaxJ: 1
Pogotheklown: 1
Pastor: 1
Giddins: 1

The Dudettes
Akasha: 1
Other Movies / This is why I'll watch the new Die Hard
February 06, 2013, 06:46:01 AM
Television / Official Pro-Wrestling Thread
February 05, 2013, 01:07:05 PM
I got to make it. YES! YES! YES!