The Neverending Story Thread

JasonzSon · February 05, 2013, 04:57:35 AM

Let's revive this bitch, shall we?

Post a sentence to continue the story along. Goal is to be funny, though a cohesive story would be nice. No flaming, troll-baiting, etc., please.

Shadow, Crash, and L-Face walked into a bar.

Jigsaw · February 05, 2013, 05:07:30 AM

Shadow, indecisive as always, says, "I'm not too sure what I want."

DrumrbaxJ · February 05, 2013, 05:08:50 AM

Crash took off his shoes.

Giddins · February 05, 2013, 05:14:47 AM

and threw them at shadow.

JasonzSon · February 05, 2013, 05:15:13 AM

The bartender passed out from the smell of French cheese.

Crash Dummie · February 05, 2013, 05:20:42 AM

"You pussy!", I said. "I fart in your general direction!".

L-Face · February 05, 2013, 05:46:44 AM

L-Face, apparently forgotten, fades into nothingness.

JasonzSon · February 05, 2013, 06:12:12 AM

El F-Wiso, sitting at the bar, turned to Crash Dummie and yelled "Matastete!" while pointing at the space that L-Face used to occupy.

L-Face · February 05, 2013, 06:17:05 AM

Crash, not understanding what F-Wiso just said, takes it as an insult and...

Crash Dummie · February 05, 2013, 06:18:28 AM

In my best El Generico impression, said "Olé!" and attempted to Brainbustah his neck into the bar's countertop.

Giddins · February 05, 2013, 12:28:05 PM

i walk in with smacky in my hand and say "we wrestlin'"

gorefan1428 · February 05, 2013, 01:12:15 PM

then everyone in the room looks at giddins wondering what that small object is that he is holding in his hand.

Chucky · February 05, 2013, 02:21:39 PM

Then they realised it was his dick.

gorefan1428 · February 05, 2013, 02:35:24 PM

and then begin to point and laugh when suddenly

JasonzSon · February 05, 2013, 03:19:56 PM

... the drunk at the bar passed out.