Things (1989)

[Jigsaw]

Things is an inept, illogical mess that gets almost nothing right. It almost defies explanation as to how bad the film is. Unless you see it, experience it, you'll never know what it's really like. Bring a lot of beer and weed if you do, though, and some friends, as without them, you might come out of this one hating yourself and everything in existence. Decent gore, though.

Have you any thoughts on this atrocity from Canada?

[Chucky]

Thanks for reviewing. I was kind of glad to see the score go down so it no longer appears as the best rated movie on the site. 

[Jigsaw]

Dude, this movie was a mess. I've never seen something quite like it. You ever have some free time, and you've not seen it before, give it a go - you might come out changed. 

[Chucky]

Btw, where did you end up watching? Did you get it from the place I suggested or you end up getting it elsewhere?

[Jigsaw]

Because I already have a few strikes against me from my ISP, I didn't really feel safe in downloading it, so I just bought a cheap DVD.