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I've never read the book, but I love the show. For such a wicked season-ending cliffhanger, last night's ep was kinda anticlimactic, but still good, nonetheless. I have a feeling brother Numsie is going to rue the day that he treated Tyrion Lannister like shit.

But we have. And now it's here.


I'm really hoping this is the season that little prick Joffrey gets his.

Traditional television has bored me to the point of not watching anything unless it has some sort of horror/supernatural/sci-fi element to it. I'll watch just about anything with vamps, werewolves, witches, ghosts, etc. It's much better than the alternative - tired cop and doctor shows.

A teenage girl is brutally murdered, sparking a hunt for her killer. But in a town where everyone hides a secret, will they find the monster among them?

I was diggin' this until the wolf reveal at the end. So tired of shows that puss-out and give us normal looking wolves instead of the traditional half man/half wolf/all beast werewolves. True Blood, Vampire Diaries, and now this. Fido is nothing to fear - do it right or don't do it at all, bitches....

Still, setting that aside, the transformation looked decent, Famke Janssen could still be my Jean Grey any day of the week, and the trailer overall does look good. Cautiously optimistic.

Winner-winner, chicken dinner!

'70s haunted house movie.

Good guess, no dice.

Negative.

There is definitely fog in that pic, but no, not The Fog.

Dolls

Zombie report card:

House of 1000 Corpses: F
The Devil's Rejects: C
Halloween: F
Halloween II: FF (is that even possible?)


Needless to say, I don't hold out much hope that Lords of Salem is going to be any better. I think this is Zombie's last chance to break out of white trash mode, and if he doesn't, he could be facing the danger of being written off as a serious filmmaker. I hope you brought your A-game, Rob. 

House of 1000 Corpses.

Fuck it. Fuck it in it's ass.

That movie looks hilarious for all the wrong reasons, and only because I'm looking at the title.  I'm picturing a fan film based on the game.  Based on your description... seems pretty close.

After watching the trailer for the game, I'd have to say that's pretty much the movie in a nutshell. It's so low-rent, the acting is so terrible, and the pace is so boring and uneventful that it's really not worth the time. I hope this is a cheap knockoff and not the film that was talked about on various sites like Dread Central. If done correctly, it has the potential to be a good flick.