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Messages - Pastor
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« on: August 07, 2013, 12:49:53 AM »
So the reviews had me really excited to see this and I avoided any trailers so none of the scares would be spoiled for me. I hate to be "that guy," but I found The Conjuring to be crushingly dull. Nothing but a bunch of quiet bits with sudden loud noises. I've had enough of people equating jump scares to feelings of actual horror. The comparisons to The Exorcist are akin to blasphemy.
Patrick Wilson's sideburns were downright smart, though.
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« on: June 14, 2013, 03:12:40 AM »
The Large Marge scene in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure inspired more than a few nightmares during my childhood.
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« on: June 06, 2013, 02:18:31 AM »
When it was said that wind was an indication of when shit was going to go down, I laughed every time hair and trees were blowing in the wind and the characters were "safe." Obviously you can't control nature, which is why it makes a terrible "killer."
![[*cry*]](http://fight-evil.com/community/Smileys/default/fe_cry.gif "Cry") Now I have to scrap my script about killer rain.
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« on: June 05, 2013, 08:28:46 AM »
That scene in The Happening where Marky Mark and the lady watch the video of that guy getting his arms ripped off by lions is one of the most unintentionally funny things I've ever seen.
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« on: April 29, 2013, 12:24:37 PM »
So many ass shots. There's a reason why her name is Sheri MOON lololololololo*gets run over by a fucking garbage truck*
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« on: April 29, 2013, 04:13:46 AM »
I saw it today. I'd rather have Dee Wallace bludgeon me to death with a frying pan than ever watch it again.
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« on: April 16, 2013, 12:52:44 PM »
I'm surprised by how much I like this show so far. I'm also surprised you can show a face peeling off in slow-motion on network TV.
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« on: March 11, 2013, 01:41:52 PM »
I tried watching Tale of Two Sisters about a year ago to see what all the fuss was about. But the audio was out of sync on the Netflix instant stream, so I flushed my television down the toilet instead.
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« on: March 11, 2013, 01:39:21 PM »
yep!
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« on: March 11, 2013, 02:27:33 AM »
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« on: March 10, 2013, 11:42:27 PM »
Piranha 3D
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« on: March 10, 2013, 12:31:09 PM »
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« on: March 10, 2013, 04:38:09 AM »
Hopefully this isn't as shitty as my last turn. 
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« on: March 10, 2013, 12:14:45 AM »
The Thing (2011).
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« on: March 01, 2013, 11:16:27 PM »
Correct!
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