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Title: Valentine's Day
Post by: DrumrbaxJ on February 10, 2013, 12:31:00 AM
Feel free to cry in here lads. This is a safe place. None shall judge.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Shadow on February 10, 2013, 06:21:04 AM
I might if I gave a damn anymore.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Dorkus on February 10, 2013, 06:45:11 AM
Don't assume. Maybe I have someone this year.

I don't, but fuck you.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 10, 2013, 07:38:36 AM
www.youporn.com

For you guys.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Akasha on February 10, 2013, 08:36:45 AM
What do you mean, guys?  [*hehehmm*] I hate Valentine's day and have a bf... Women around the world hate me now.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Giddins on February 10, 2013, 08:38:35 AM
hey my ex contacted me in the last week. i think she just wants the d on valentines day.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Chucky on February 10, 2013, 09:10:17 AM
Quote from: Giddins on February 10, 2013, 08:38:35 AM
hey my ex contacted me in the last week. i think she just wants the d on valentines day.

Douche?
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Akasha on February 10, 2013, 09:29:15 AM
Quote from: Giddins on February 10, 2013, 08:38:35 AM
hey my ex contacted me in the last week. i think she just wants the d on valentines day.

Better get it in shape then!  [*thumbsup*]
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Shadow on February 10, 2013, 09:47:58 AM
Quote from: Chucky on February 10, 2013, 09:10:17 AMDouche?
Dildo. She remembered why they broke up. [*hehehmm*]
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Giddins on February 10, 2013, 10:41:36 AM
Quote from: Shadow on February 10, 2013, 09:47:58 AM
Dildo. She remembered why they broke up. [*hehehmm*]
thats a bit nasty. well played my friend
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: SmartgunnerDrake on February 10, 2013, 01:04:17 PM
Sighs another day I've to spend an obscene amount of money
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Midian Fiend on February 12, 2013, 07:28:13 PM
Don't like it either, huge waste of money. I think its only for teens and people that have just fallen in love and make normal people sick. Been married for 9 years so over it now.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Dorkus on February 13, 2013, 04:29:38 AM
Fuck Valentines Day...Pancake Day has arrived!
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Pastor on February 13, 2013, 04:48:01 AM
It's supposed to snow kind of bad here on Valentine's Day, so I'll probably just break up with my girlfriend tomorrow so I won't have to worry about not being able to see her on Thursday.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Shadow on February 13, 2013, 07:02:44 AM
Well, it's looking like I'll have my old job back by then. At least I'll have money coming again... that's alright by me.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: DrumrbaxJ on February 13, 2013, 06:40:57 PM
Quote from: Pastor on February 13, 2013, 04:48:01 AM
It's supposed to snow kind of bad here on Valentine's Day, so I'll probably just break up with my girlfriend tomorrow so I won't have to worry about not being able to see her on Thursday.

Yup. Thread over.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: gorefan1428 on February 13, 2013, 06:54:21 PM
ughh just another random holiday for consumers to buy shit. Seems like every other month it's some occasion i have to buy a gift for.


I'v been married over three years now so no sad break up stories here [*deal*]
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Chucky on February 13, 2013, 11:24:37 PM
It reminds me of when in the Simpsons they started a new occasion called "Love Day" just so people would go out and buy shit... essentially an extension of what Valentine's Day already is. Though I can't knock Valentine's Day entirely, otherwise Harry Warden wouldn't have existed.  [*hehehmm*]
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Shadow on February 14, 2013, 05:59:28 AM
Quote from: Shadow on February 13, 2013, 07:02:44 AMWell, it's looking like I'll have my old job back by then. At least I'll have money coming again... that's alright by me.
Going to work tomorrow. [*deal*]
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Dorkus on February 14, 2013, 06:07:34 AM
I hope you don't work in retail. Prepare to have it rubbed in your face if you do.  [*no*]
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Akasha on February 14, 2013, 06:09:09 AM
Quote from: Dorkus on February 14, 2013, 06:07:34 AM
I hope you don't work in retail. Prepare to have it rubbed in your face if you do.  [*no*]

Just wear a big Fuck Valentine's Day T-shirt. That'll do it!
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 14, 2013, 06:20:54 AM
All my money... going away...   [*cry*]
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Shadow on February 14, 2013, 06:30:48 AM
Quote from: Dorkus on February 14, 2013, 06:07:34 AMI hope you don't work in retail. Prepare to have it rubbed in your face if you do.  [*no*]
Nope, far from it. I would think working at just about any restaurant would be worse, though.

Quote from: Crash Dummie on February 14, 2013, 06:20:54 AMAll my money... going away...   [*cry*]
"I'm getting laid tomorrow WHAAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAA"
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 14, 2013, 10:03:41 AM
If you spend what I'm spending, you can buy yourself a hooker and get laid too.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Shadow on February 14, 2013, 10:38:40 AM
I don't know... there are some pretty cheap hookers out there. [*browwink*]
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 15, 2013, 04:12:59 AM
Wear a full body latex suit for protection and you're good to go.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: JasonzSon on February 15, 2013, 08:26:00 AM
Anybody who's not getting laid tonight want to chill on Skype, feel free to hit me up w.s.mib.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Shadow on February 15, 2013, 12:39:28 PM
Actually, I think I'm just going to go to bed. Waaay too tired today for some reason.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Chucky on February 15, 2013, 05:31:07 PM
Quote from: Shadow on February 15, 2013, 12:39:28 PM
Actually, I think I'm just going to go to bed. Waaay too tired today for some reason.

Sounds like Palmela gave it to you good.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Shadow on February 16, 2013, 11:37:22 AM
Quote from: Chucky on February 15, 2013, 05:31:07 PM
Quote from: Shadow on February 15, 2013, 12:39:28 PM
Actually, I think I'm just going to go to bed. Waaay too tired today for some reason.

Sounds like Palmela gave it to you good.
No Hep C for me.
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: gorefan1428 on February 16, 2013, 12:25:31 PM
Quote from: Shadow on February 16, 2013, 11:37:22 AM
Quote from: Chucky on February 15, 2013, 05:31:07 PM
Quote from: Shadow on February 15, 2013, 12:39:28 PM
Actually, I think I'm just going to go to bed. Waaay too tired today for some reason.

Sounds like Palmela gave it to you good.
No Hep C for me.

just blisters
Title: Re: Valentine's Day
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 19, 2013, 02:35:35 AM
The nerd tha still lives in me couldn't resist doing this for her.

(http://i.imgur.com/AnSDNRl.png)