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Title: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Crash Dummie on June 14, 2013, 12:26:57 AM
I'm not a bad ass or a tough guy by any means.

But I am 6'3", 195 pounds, and I could probably maybe win a fight against someone smaller and weaker. What if that someone was a celebrity?

I love the guy, but I think I'd have to give Johnny Depp a good beating for hurting me when he did "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". Not really sure if I'd win, but I'd at least give him a good fight.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: L-Face on June 14, 2013, 02:24:42 AM
Peter Dinklage. Every time someone says how great he is in Game of Thrones irritates me to no end. Then I have to see that fart smeller's face when I watch HBO and they whore out that show before and after every movie (might as well throw it in between the movies as well, fuckers.) Yeah, he's a midget, but I'm not exactly 6'0 myself. I'd expect to get hit in the dick once or twice, but I'm confident that I could uppercut him through the ceiling.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Crash Dummie on June 14, 2013, 03:18:18 AM
I like Peter a lot, and I haven't watched Games of Thrones yet, but that sounds like a fun fight.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Dorkus on June 15, 2013, 12:09:08 AM
Stephen Hawkin. I'm just playing it safe.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Crash Dummie on June 15, 2013, 02:28:36 AM
I bet he has a super powered robot armor.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Doomed Knight on June 15, 2013, 07:13:35 AM
I'll take on Russell Crow! =D

in 6 months

I is Fat....
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Shadow on June 15, 2013, 08:21:04 AM
Considering we don't really hear all too much about celebrities getting into scuffles, I don't really know who I could take on. Especially since we can't really take most of their acting careers as something relevant to their "skill" in fighting.

Having said that, though, there are plenty of celebrities that I would like nothing more than to kick square in the face.

Peter Dinklage.

You son of a...
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: L-Face on June 16, 2013, 07:57:06 AM
Considering we don't really hear all too much about celebrities getting into scuffles, I don't really know who I could take on. Especially since we can't really take most of their acting careers as something relevant to their "skill" in fighting.
There are quite a few that train in martial arts, so there's no telling how well one could hold up in a fight with them. For example, Nicholas Cage is either a blue or brown belt (I forget which) in Gracie Jiu Jitsu. So ending up in close quarters against him probably wouldn't be a good way to go.

You son of a...
He has it coming and you know it!  [*angry*]

Another celebrity that could use a good ass whooping, Justin Bieber. If no one else wants to step up to the plate, I will. Been hearing just how much of a douchebag this kid is, and no, I'm not talking about his music. Apparently, he's really reckless in the neighborhood he lives in (going about 100 mph in a Ferrari down the street as children are outside playing.)
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Shadow on June 16, 2013, 11:43:17 AM
If no one else wants to step up to the plate, I will.

I'd imagine that, if anything, you'd have to fight off all of the other people who despise him just to get a single foot near him.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: L-Face on June 16, 2013, 01:27:29 PM
If no one else wants to step up to the plate, I will.

I'd imagine that, if anything, you'd have to fight off all of the other people who despise him just to get a single foot near him.
I meant from the people that posted here. Though if we're talking about everyone that doesn't like him, I'd imagine you'd be right.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: JasonzSon on June 16, 2013, 02:17:05 PM
The thing is, every time I've been in a fight, I've surprised myself.  If it feels staged, I tend to get my ass kicked, but if I'm surprised (either by my own rage or in a sparring match that's very unscripted) I tend to be stronger, faster and more coordinated than I expect to be.  So I'm not going to pick a name, other than to state that unless they make their name by untouchable martial arts (Ray Park, Jet Li, Jackie Chan)... I wouldn't write myself off.  It would be extraordinarily arrogant for me to say "I can kick (virtually anybody worth naming)'s ass", but if there were stakes, I'd bet on even odds against most.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Crash Dummie on June 17, 2013, 12:07:21 AM
So if Peter Dinklage taunted you, and fought you fairly, you would maybe lose, but if Dolph Lundgren punched you behind the head first, you'd have a shot?
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: JasonzSon on June 17, 2013, 03:31:54 AM
I wouldn't go that far.  I'm just saying if we square off like a match in the ring, I think too much and lose, but if I'm not given that opportunity to think (and also not give a concussion before we start fighting) my instincts are quite a bit better.  If someone charged me out of a crowd, for instance, but I had time to hit them when I saw them.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Chucky on June 19, 2013, 11:28:26 PM
I'll pick Mr T.

I'm 6'3", 320lbs and I have a similar hair and beard style to him so it would be the Mr T vs his white counterpart.  [*browwink*]
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Shadow on June 22, 2013, 09:14:22 AM
I'll pick Mr T.

I'm 6'3", 320lbs and I have a similar hair and beard style to him so it would be the Mr T vs his gay counterpart.  [*browwink*]
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Chucky on June 22, 2013, 11:18:55 PM
...but I'm not happy?  [*odd*]
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: L-Face on June 23, 2013, 09:31:17 AM
No, but you are queer.  [*deal*]
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Chucky on June 27, 2013, 01:19:02 AM
...but I'm not from Texas?  [*odd*]
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: gorefan1428 on July 01, 2013, 03:13:11 PM
...but I'm not from Texas?  [*odd*]



just had to do it
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: JasonzSon on July 01, 2013, 03:49:52 PM
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: L-Face on July 05, 2013, 07:07:11 PM
Oddly enough, that's when I liked Harley the most. Maybe we can get a Batman thread going somewhere so I can explain that.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Crash Dummie on July 06, 2013, 01:14:00 AM
She's not an angel, or sane, by any means, but the Joker really was abusive to her. She just wanted to do crimes and boning.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: DeraiLer on July 13, 2013, 08:29:58 AM
Ryback.

Oh wait, you said Celebrity.

Peter Dinklage.

Well in fairness you are the same height.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Crash Dummie on July 13, 2013, 12:28:11 PM
Maybe Goldberg instead?
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Shadow on July 13, 2013, 01:03:56 PM
I would still like to see a Chuck vs Uwe Boll fight. Shame that never happened.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: DeraiLer on July 13, 2013, 02:39:45 PM
Sadly, I wouldn't know who to root for. They both suck.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Chucky on July 14, 2013, 09:38:53 PM
Sadly, I wouldn't know who to root for. They both suck.

Pay a couple thousand for air fare and say that too mah face, ho!  [*angry*]
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: gorefan1428 on July 16, 2013, 10:06:41 PM
Sadly, I wouldn't know who to root for. They both suck.

at least chuck doesn't  make crap ass movies  [*yes*]
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Shadow on July 17, 2013, 09:43:05 AM
at least chuck doesn't  make crap ass movies  [*yes*]

Unless he's made some porno.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Chucky on July 26, 2013, 12:19:00 AM
The only pornos that I've ever made that have been "crap" are my scat films.  [*browwink*]
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Chucky on June 18, 2017, 11:04:50 AM
So it's been a while but I enjoyed re-reading this thread.  [*browwink*]
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Crash Dummie on June 19, 2017, 05:50:35 AM
I lost the spare tire and I'm down to a sexy 160 pounds, but I still think I could whip Johnny Depp. Especially now that he's an old alcoholic mess.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Shadow on June 20, 2017, 03:00:54 PM
I lost the spare tire and I'm down to a sexy 160 pounds, but I still think I could whip Johnny Depp. Especially now that he's an old alcoholic mess.

Shouldn't you weigh a little bit more considering your height, though? Not that it's mandatory/unhealthy or anything... some people just weigh less.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Crash Dummie on June 21, 2017, 06:55:47 AM
I've got a tiny manlet skeleton and my BMI is at 20, which is perfectly healthy. Those 40 pounds I lost weren't muscles.
Title: Re: Who's the toughest celebrity you could take on?
Post by: Shadow on June 22, 2017, 02:16:39 PM
I see. It just seems that everyone I know that height and taller all seem to be 180+... mainly just curious.