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That would be a fitting end. Needs more blood, though.

Yes, at some point, that twat Joffrey must die the most horrible death ever... or this show will end up being the biggest disappointment in the history of cable tv.

(and no, that's not an invitation for book readers to post any spoilerish hints as to his demise, or lack thereof) 

I was cautiously optimistic when I first heard RZ was tackling a Halloween remake. If done the right way, by honoring the core elements that make Michael Myers who he is, it could have been epic. But instead, Rob basically shit in the face of every Halloween fan out there.

As far as Lords of Salem goes, I was hoping this would be the movie where he finally stepped out of the box. And in a way, I guess he did; it wasn't a Halloween remake, it wasn't a white trash House of 1000 Corpses sequel, but it still blew all the same. He had an opportunity to break from tradition and make a good movie, but instead pissed it all away by yet again casting his wife and ultimately making a movie that petered out in the third act. I gave him one last chance because he's Rob Zombie and I respect what he's done in the music industry. But due to one disappointment after another, he has unfortunately worn out his welcome with me. 

Watched it last night and had a hard time staying awake. What a pile of shiiiiit. This will be the last RZ movie I waste my time on.

If you liked the white pony symbolism bullshit from his Halloween movies, then you'll love this flick because that and long, boring scenes of inactivity are what it's mainly comprised of. Oh, and if you also like looking at full frontal nudity from a 64 year old, nasty, shriveled-up Meg Foster with dog titties AND full frontal from a bunch of fat old women while Rob's hot wife runs around teasing nudity that never pays off, then you'll have another reason to love this flick, if that's the kind of horror you're into.


Well, technically, Sheri Moon does give us some side boob and a nice shot of her ass, but it's nothing we haven't seen before in any of the other movies where RZ has teased us with the possibility of nudity from his wife so we'll continue to watch until the credits roll. Boring, played-out satanist plot devices and more of the same from a cock tease who's been teasing us for ten years is just not my bag, so it gets an F- from me.   



Attention Rob Zombie:
STOP CASTING YOUR OLD LADY IN YOUR MOVIES.... oh, wait - I'm swearing off your movies from here on out, so I guess it doesn't matter. Do whateva.

Michael Rooker is a great actor. But root for Merle? First I've heard of it. That guy was a piece of shit throughout and about the only endearing quality he had was that he let Michonne go and finally did the right thing for once in his miserable life. Micheal Rooker - awesome. Merle - not so much. I'm glad the bastard's dead.

That's what I mean - everyone wanted that bitch dead, so when it finally happened, it was much more satisfying than when the racist pig got his.   

But I see what you're saying.

I'm not saying that Merle and Milton weren't important characters this season, I'm just saying that compared to others, they were more like supporting cast. Andrea's death had much more of an impact and much more meaning, imo.

Btw... Rick, Carl, Daryl, Glenn, and Carol are the peeps who are still alive and kickin' from the first season. 

Ben! Oh the horror! 


Merle: Technically, we lost Merle in the first season, so losing his racist ass again was a bonus.


Milton: I never liked that skeevy looking prick in the first place, so good riddance to the Governor's #1 yes-man. He tried to redeem himself by burning up the Walkers, but in my book, that didn't make up for the rest of the shit he turned a blind eye to.


Andrea: The only true main character of the three, and that bitch had it coming. It was only fitting that she was done in by a Pedobear Walker. I nodded my head in acceptance when her self-inflicted head shot rang out.   

I'm bummed that there was no episode to watch yesterday. Gonna be jonesin' hardcore for the next six months.   


What I don't get is why AMC continues to keep fucking with a good thing; first they get rid of show creator Frank Darabont midway through season two, now they've kicked out the guy that replaced him (Glen Mazzara), who did a pretty damn good job of taking up the reins. The ratings are the highest they've ever been, making TWD the #1 dramatic series in basic cable history. How you can fuck with that recipe for success is beyond me.

Theon "Backstabber" Greyjoy





Even though he was of no blood to the Stark's, he was considered a brother. I don't really care for the little douche because of the whole taking over Winterfell thing. Whatever bad juju he gets himself into, he definitely earned it.

Well, at least they didn't show them killing babies. 

Idk, we're going to have to ponder that for the entire hiatus. 


I think the prison is easier to defend from walkers - and people, if properly fortified. That's probably why they chose to stay there.

Yep, Dinklage is definitely the star of the show. Can't wait to see his daddy get his comeuppance for being such a cocksmith to him.

I thought the giant was pretty cool, too.

Yeah, I'm okay with some filler though because it's still one of the best shows on tv.

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I'm glad the bitch is dead, but I feel kinda cheated that...


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...the governor got away scott-free. There's no way in hell that the two guys he decided not to slaughter wouldn't have plugged him in the back of the head when he was finished with his Tony Montana moment. It should have been pretty obvious to them that he's psychotic and can't be trusted.