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Hey Dorkus, don't mind Jiggy... he's a total bullshit artist. The Greasy Strangler is the tits.

Chucky and Jigsaw discuss the following movies:

- Paranormal Activity (2007)
- Stripped to Kill 2 (1989)
- Ghost Ship (2002)
- Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
- The Stepfather (1987)

The voice acting by Scott MacDonald is pretty good but I found many of the supporting characters to be rather dull. Jack Frost is a pretty dumb movie, but there's some fun to be had with the silliness of the character and the kills it creates.

Are you a fan of this flick?

There's some excitement to be had while watching Once Upon a Time at Christmas, but it's all marred by its cheap feel. It isn't a complete waste of time but there are certainly much better Christmas-themed slasher movies out there that deserve your attention before you waste any time trying to watch this one.

Have you bothered to check this one out?

Welp, I managed to at least get one done... 

While die-hard fans of the original movie will probably feel quite offended with some of the changes to the general story, I feel that this remake still holds some value as just being a fun, off-the-wall slasher with a bunch of pretty girls involved in plenty of messed up scenes.

Have your views on this Black Christmas remake changed since its initial release?

I love clown horror, but I don't see the majority of horror fans enjoying this one. There's a few decent shots of the clown standing around, doing what creepy clowns do, but there's no real excitement to be had in the movie. It is about as anticlimactic as they come.

Have you got any thoughts on Wrinkles the Clown?

Chucky and Jigsaw discuss the following horror movies:

- Better Watch Out (2016)
- Blood Diner (1987)
- Robert (2015)
- Sleepaway Camp (1983)
- Haunt (2019)

I need De's splooge gif for this reply.

Movie was fun to discuss, but the movie itself wasn't fun. 

While Bloodsport II isn't necessarily a bad movie, there's a whole lot about it that feels like a cheap imitation of the original movie. The characters are quite bland, the return of Daniel Gibb is a welcome sight but can only offer a few chuckles along the way.

Do you enjoy this sequel?

A well-made film with some unexpected turns and is bolstered by Mike Patton's soundtrack. Bradley Cooper and Ryan Gosling put in commendable performances with a few potentially tear-jerker moments to be had dependent on how invested you become into the characters and their tribulations.

What did you think of The Place Beyond the Pines?

I've heard the name from numerous circles, but outside of Clownado and maybe Ouija Death Trap, I don't think I've even heard of any of the other movies that he's directed and considering Bonehill Road somehow has a 6.3 rating on IMDb out of near 3,000 ratings, I'm going to guess that I am unlikely to enjoy many of his other movies if people are considering this be a decent movie. Ugh.

Pure shit. Worst movie ever. Killing myself next time I think of the movie, I think. 

Bullshit artist. 

Has anyone else bothered to watch this piece of shit?