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Title: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 26, 2013, 07:03:30 AM
I will post random stuff I draw or create here. Since I am a hopeless narcissist, it will mostly be about me.

Enjoy.

(http://i.imgur.com/AnSDNRl.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/TDh9Q.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/N6t84GA.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/f4o8Hl9.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/0cn1g0A.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/67mOU0R.jpg)
Adrian Birdy. What?

(http://i.imgur.com/C72ipBQ.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/Bq2Voam.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/CrqOGnl.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/N6S5wuZ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/SpyQGYA.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/wCzOB3A.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/7SYdb.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/rKcYaYA.jpg)
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: DeraiLer on February 26, 2013, 07:36:28 AM
Seriously man, your shit looks like the pro's.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Shadow on February 26, 2013, 07:38:03 AM
Please tell me you don't have a penis tattooed on your butt cheek... [*uhoh*]
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 26, 2013, 09:06:48 AM
It's on my boxers!

But yes.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Dorkus on February 27, 2013, 02:10:17 AM
You should seriously get into the comic buisness.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 27, 2013, 02:19:38 AM
I've been working as a graphic designer for a few years, and I'll think about doing comics professionally when I'm good enough.

I've spent so long letting my "natural talent" get to my head, thinking I was the shit when it came to drawing. I'm JUST starting to learn how to actually do good drawings, proportions, compositions, etc.

It's a childhood dream of mine, but I still got work to do to get there.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: DeraiLer on February 27, 2013, 03:23:42 AM
And I recant my statement since you failed to acknowledge it. Your art sucks!
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: L-Face on February 27, 2013, 03:30:13 AM
I'd like to see more stuff like the Fight Club thing as opposed to the other meme-ish stuff.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 27, 2013, 03:32:44 AM
The only meme like one there is the egg. I hesitated before posting it, because memes were funny for about 5 minutes, but my head really is shaped like an egg. If you call the others meme-like just because they're in black and white, don't; just call me lazy.

Quote from: DeraiLer on February 27, 2013, 03:23:42 AM
And I recant my statement since you failed to acknowledge it. Your art sucks!
[*winkgrin*]
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: L-Face on February 27, 2013, 03:35:28 AM
The Prince Adam thing is a bit of a meme, though you spun it a bit. And I wasn't sure how to refer to the others as they kind of have a Ren & Stimpy and to a lesser extent, Adventure Time look going for them.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 27, 2013, 03:37:18 AM
Oh, right, He-Man. I did that one to annoy my girlfriend.

As for the others, any similarities to anything are coincidental. It's how I draw.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Shadow on February 27, 2013, 05:15:15 AM
Quote from: Crash Dummie on February 27, 2013, 02:19:38 AM
I've been working as a graphic designer for a few years, and I'll think about doing comics professionally when I'm good enough.

I've spent so long letting my "natural talent" get to my head, thinking I was the shit when it came to drawing. I'm JUST starting to learn how to actually do good drawings, proportions, compositions, etc.

It's a childhood dream of mine, but I still got work to do to get there.
Lucky because most people never even get to touch their dream job, let alone have even a slight talent for it. 
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 27, 2013, 05:41:16 AM
I also want to be a world renowned wrestler and/or Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation Starship Enterprise.

... I think I'll stick to my doodles.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Doomed Knight on February 27, 2013, 05:44:01 AM
make it so
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: JasonzSon on February 27, 2013, 05:44:27 AM
Are you still wrestling?
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 27, 2013, 05:58:50 AM
I went to wrestling school for 3 months, about 3 years ago. I warned everyone in advance that I would be moving out soon, and didn't expect anything to come out of it, but that I wanted to experience it and be treated like every other trainee.

It was awesome, and I got really strong and resilient from the training.

Now I'm soft and content not really doing any sports, but I would be lying if I said I didn't miss wrestling a little bit.

EDIT: While we're on the subject, here's my take on a cleaner WWE logo.

(http://i.imgur.com/TQFT6.png)
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Dorkus on February 27, 2013, 06:07:09 AM
That's cool that they were respectful. You often hear a lot of horror stories about wrestling schools.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 27, 2013, 06:26:37 AM
Oh, I heard them all right.

I've been told many guys come in thinking they're the shit. I've actually seen a few of them during these 3 months.

I've always been tall, semi-athletic, and playing sports with varying degrees of success (Never a whole lot of success actually). I knew I would be able to do what I was asked, but I had nothing to brag about.

But some guys who are way better athletes than I am don't last for a day. They think that because they're big and strong, played the WWE games and threw their friends around in snow or on a trampoline, that they know everything and that it will be easy. These guys don't expect that just about everything they do will hurt, and if they complain, you can bet that someone will make sure that their next chop or bump will hurt even more.

I left my first training session not being able to lift my arms, a painful back and rope/mat burn all over my body. And I enjoyed every second of it. But big meatheads who think wrestling is all fake call quits as soon as they find out the mat isn't made of cushy pillows.

This reminds me of a guy that trained with us. I think his name was Joey. Joey had the meathead attitude, but he was short and flabby. He kept complaining and he was careless. Never wanted to take any offense, only wanted to give it. When we were practicing a Battle Royal type brawl once, I got him to the corner and chopped him really hard. He actually stopped the match for a second and complained to the trainer. Everyone laughed at him, and it was glorious.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: JasonzSon on February 27, 2013, 06:45:05 AM
Lots of kids our age grew up thinking they were smaller versions of Steve Austin.  I bet those who made it into a wrestling school got a rude awakening.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 27, 2013, 07:01:45 AM
Deservedly so. When you need to thrust your opponent or partner with your life, you don't need a little shithead who only cares about doing chokeslams.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: JasonzSon on February 27, 2013, 07:25:57 AM
That's not true!  They care even more at telling everyone they meet to "suck it"!
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on February 27, 2013, 07:51:49 AM
The trainers have two words for them: Get Out!
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Shadow on February 27, 2013, 08:00:50 AM
Quote from: Crash Dummie on February 27, 2013, 07:01:45 AMDeservedly so. When you need to thrust your opponent or partner with your life, you don't need a little shithead who only cares about doing chokeslams.
I'm dying now, thanks. [*laugh*]
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on March 01, 2013, 03:38:09 AM
A sketch I did this morning.

(http://i.imgur.com/otrKAMS.jpg)

I think I'll color this one.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: L-Face on March 01, 2013, 05:39:28 AM
With the way the trees are bending, it kinda looks like they went along with the momentum of Hulk swinging his arms back. Whether that was intentional or not, it's a cool little detail.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on March 01, 2013, 05:45:53 AM
Intentional. It would make no logical sense in the real world, but neither would the Hulk.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on May 30, 2013, 12:54:10 AM
FARTS.

(http://i.imgur.com/TkK158i.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/mI3C1x9.png)
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Shadow on June 01, 2013, 09:54:45 AM
You still do any comics?
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: L-Face on June 02, 2013, 11:04:08 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he doesn't simply because every time I see him post on FB, it's something super hipster-ish and as far as I know, hipsters don't draw comics.......MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
Title: Re: Crash's Artsy Farts
Post by: Crash Dummie on June 03, 2013, 04:46:30 AM
Hipsters are too mainstream man.

Quote from: Shadow on June 01, 2013, 09:54:45 AM
You still do any comics?
I haven't really done any Slashers since FE went down a few years ago.


I'd like to get back to doing them someday.