Let's revive this bitch, shall we?
Post a sentence to continue the story along. Goal is to be funny, though a cohesive story would be nice. No flaming, troll-baiting, etc., please.
Shadow, Crash, and L-Face walked into a bar.
Shadow, indecisive as always, says, "I'm not too sure what I want."
Crash took off his shoes.
and threw them at shadow.
The bartender passed out from the smell of French cheese.
"You pussy!", I said. "I fart in your general direction!".
L-Face, apparently forgotten, fades into nothingness.
El F-Wiso, sitting at the bar, turned to Crash Dummie and yelled "Matastete!" while pointing at the space that L-Face used to occupy.
Crash, not understanding what F-Wiso just said, takes it as an insult and...
In my best El Generico impression, said "Olé!" and attempted to Brainbustah his neck into the bar's countertop.
i walk in with smacky in my hand and say "we wrestlin'"
then everyone in the room looks at giddins wondering what that small object is that he is holding in his hand.
Then they realised it was his dick.
and then begin to point and laugh when suddenly
... the drunk at the bar passed out.
...then there was a bright light and a group of clowns from outer space entered...
their space ship was tiny, but thousands came out.
It was followed shortly thereafter by a ship filled with lion tamers.
That ship crashed into the thousands of clowns.
The surviving Lion Tamers could smell the remnants of Crash's farts and immediately reached for an alien breathing apparatus...
Quote from: Giddins on February 06, 2013, 08:33:38 PM
their space ship was tiny, but thousands came out.
...is that a dick joke? Because I'm not that tiny, really!
As he strapped the human ass to his face, he breathed in deeply.