Discuss.
Was kind of iffy about clicking on the title of this thread considering it's from you. Then I was like, "He usually has a clever way of spinning these topic titles around." This time, though. Nope. [*no*]
Bizarro?
Brewski?
Thus far, this thread has satisfied neither of my cravings for enormous penises and gigantic roosters.
Are you saying that nobody here is a Giant Dick?
by the way, I asked my mom, and it's not huge, it's just big
Tell her she needs to measure it at full stiffy.
Quote from: Doomed Knight on February 19, 2013, 08:26:47 AM
by the way, I asked my mom, and it's not huge, it's just big
and by that he means the size of the magnifying glass she used to find it.
I gotta say guys, so far, the discussion taking place here, not worthy of my Huge weewee.
I heard that Peter North caught you in the crossfire of a bukkake session and because of that you can only get it up if you lay down on your right hip, true?
And WTF. [*uhoh*]
That is a blatant lie! he has been jealous of me since DK's mom measured us both and said I was bigger!
Quote from: Pastor on February 18, 2013, 08:57:35 AM
Thus far, this thread has satisfied neither of my cravings for enormous penises and gigantic roosters.
+1
also what de forgot to add was that he actually is the cock.
words hurt.
Quote from: DeraiLer on February 20, 2013, 01:10:03 AM
That is a blatant lie! he has been jealous of me since DK's mom measured us both and said I was bigger!
she also thought he was gay.
Pics plz [*laugh*]
you want pics of Peter North? [*odd*]
Quote from: Doomed Knight on February 20, 2013, 10:05:11 AM
you want pics of Peter North? [*odd*]
No thanks, I can find that [*laugh*] De can send me his pics and I will share them with my crack team of experts (i.e friends).
I think I like this Midian gal.
Quote from: DeraiLer on February 21, 2013, 02:07:04 AMI think I like this Midian gal.
yeah, they could really use a laugh, I'm sure.
Quote from: DeraiLer on February 19, 2013, 10:56:01 AM
Tell her she needs to measure it at full stiffy.
An opening to an attack on your manhood or perhaps your age.
Quote from: DeraiLer on February 21, 2013, 02:07:04 AM
I think I like this Midian gal.
Interested to find out how mah dick tastes?
Quote from: Chucky on February 24, 2013, 10:45:12 AMInterested to find out how mah dick tastes?
Probably tastes like all the other dicks he's had.
Kinda on the subject. De, if I had your web handle, I'd be cracking 'Deez Nuts!' jokes all day. Just a simple tweak to 'De's Nuts!' and solid gold.
Quote from: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 02:38:02 AM
Kinda on the subject. De, if I had your web handle, I'd be cracking 'Deez Nuts!' jokes all day. Just a simple tweak to 'De's Nuts!' and solid gold.
Impossible. He has no nuts.
Deez ovaries doesn't have the same ring to it.
Quote from: Shadow on February 26, 2013, 05:12:19 AM
Quote from: Daebo on February 26, 2013, 02:38:02 AM
Kinda on the subject. De, if I had your web handle, I'd be cracking 'Deez Nuts!' jokes all day. Just a simple tweak to 'De's Nuts!' and solid gold.
Impossible. He has no nuts.
Sure I do. You just can't see them because they are in chuckys mouth.
Quote from: Crash Dummie on February 26, 2013, 05:13:39 AM
Deez ovaries doesn't have the same ring to it.
I can see that catching on.
Why doesn't it run in the family? [*angry*]
Can we please get off the topic of Shadows disease riddled ass and get back to how big my penis is?
I told you, its NOT huge.
my mom told me
Don't trust her! Trust the anonymous person you met online! Geez! Think man think!
so Shadow really is a 12 years old boy dressing as a girl with sex complexity and he also said that you had a small penis.
so since he is anonymous to me, and online, I should trust him?
Yes. Now sit on his lap like he asks.
Quote from: Doomed Knight on February 27, 2013, 04:23:02 AM
so Shadow really is a 12 years old boy dressing as a girl with sex complexity and he also said that you had a small penis.
Wait... wasn't that Jiggy?
oh wait, you're right.
then De's cock might be huge after all...
Open wide!
Quote from: Doomed Knight on February 27, 2013, 05:45:29 AM
oh wait, you're right.
then De's cock might be huge after all...
There is only one way to settle this send JZ a pic through a message and he can be the judge.
Quote from: gorefan1428 on February 28, 2013, 02:13:24 PMThere is only one way to settle this send JZ a pic through a message and he can be the judge.
Hold on just one sec now. No one loves teh weeny more than Chuck. If anyone is going to be making any comparisons, he'd probably be the expert.
then it's settled.
De, Unzip the pants
Somebody better buy me dinner first!
Quote from: DeraiLer on March 04, 2013, 10:32:40 AM
Somebody better buy me dinner first!
Don't worry, it's on the house.
*unzips pants*
Quote from: DeraiLer on March 04, 2013, 10:32:40 AM
Somebody better buy me dinner first!
how many cats you'D like?
Quote from: Doomed Knight on March 04, 2013, 11:46:53 AMhow many cats you'D like?
Out of curiosity, what has become of Mademoiselle?
she disapeared the last time my mom moved.
cats usually get tired of moving to new territories, we've had Mademoiselle since 20th of Juin 1997 ( disapeared in 2011)
and she moved 7 times, we usually loses cats after 3 moving out.
she was tough.
so, she should be at DeraiLer's house by now. I should receive a call to know if De really has a hude dick.
((and yes I know her birthday that's how I loved that cat. all the other 124 can go to hell.
well exept maybe Black Panther.))
She's probably staring at De by his window right now...
So disappointed that this thread only got up to 4 pages, Guess it came up short just like De and his cock. [*deal*]
To be accurate, it should hit 8.
Quote from: DeraiLer on April 28, 2013, 10:08:05 AM
To be accurate, it should hit 8.
Yeah, 8p. The p has a double meaning... pages on the forum and pixel length.
Quote from: Chucky on April 30, 2013, 11:21:29 PM
Quote from: DeraiLer on April 28, 2013, 10:08:05 AM
To be accurate, it should hit 8.
Yeah, 8p. The p has a double meaning... pages on the forum and pixel length.
i would have at least said centimeters
Don't be so generous. [*tsktsk*]
nice topic
that is the first positive opinion of the topic
No seas mamón chingado.
Quote from: El Fwiso on May 05, 2013, 06:21:48 AM
No seas mamón chingado.
allow me to make a translation
fwiso also thinks de has a small cock
Quote from: gorefan1428 on May 18, 2013, 06:39:50 PMfwiso also thinks de has a small cock
I'm surprised any of you think that he has one at all.
He has a badger named Miguel
Made it to 5 whole pages. De seems to still be coming out short, just the way i remember him.
Well you were drunk that night.
Supreme mod thought he had a supreme rod... he must be pretty old now with a shriveled up peen. [*azn*]
Noticed a "guest" user was perusing this thread... maybe De is still around, lurking in the shadows, beating off to his old posts. [*uhoh*]
If he ain't dead.
You finally return when a post is made in a thread about De's cock... coincidence? Or does Crash have notification set to this topic? [*laugh*]
I think he must just miss teh weeny.
Is de even still alive ?
I know he was old even way back when [*hehehmm*]
Papi chulo old as fuck.
He's at the that sweet spot age for the Corona. [*deal*]
Quote from: Shadow on May 24, 2020, 12:32:52 PM
He's at the that sweet spot age for the Corona. [*deal*]
That... is actually sort of depressing. [*uhoh*]
Quote from: Shadow on May 24, 2020, 12:32:52 PM
He's at the that sweet spot age for the Corona. [*deal*]
De probably has had every std and virus known to man you think some silly super china flu is going to do him in?
True. Kind of like that old Simpsons episode with Mr. Burns... he has every disease known to man- so basically everything in there is stuffed in the doorway and can't finish the job.